Any More of this Nonsense and I’ll Need an IV

Posted by Moose on August 19th, 2006. Filed under: Uncategorized.

I have the hormones of a pregnant woman. I am not pregnant. If I was, this post would contain a lot more cursing. Instead, my moods fluctuate. Wildly. All the drama, none of the excuses. No “I’m growing a small human being in my abdominal cavity, so I may need to shriek while searching for a little snack” explanation. I shriek, I smile, I begin shrieking again ten minutes later and people run in fear. I find my current instability disturbing for a number of reasons. First reason (aside from the fleeing): dehydration.

List of things I have cried over this week, in chronological order:

1. Oatmeal

2. Dance rehearsal

3. Story about dogs traveling miles to rejoin their owners

4. Dance rehearsal

5. $75 in overdraft charges

6. Realization that my mood swings may tilt the axis of the planet if I don’t calm the fuck down already.

If weather patterns near you are significantly altered, perhaps with a downpour of frogs, feel free to lay the blame directly at my door. All you’ll get is incoherent sobbing, but I’m sure it’s much more palatable over email than in your ear or on your shirt.

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1 Response to Any More of this Nonsense and I’ll Need an IV

  1. Summer
    August 21st, 2006 at 6:53 am

    This has nothing to do with anything, but I really need to get it off my chest: Every single time I come here and see those red shoes, Elvis Costello sings “RED SHOES! THE ANGELS WANNA WEAR MY RED SHOES! RED SHOES! THE ANGELS WANNA WEAR MY RED SHOES!” inside my head.

    I haven’t yet decided how I feel about this.

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