Archive for August, 2006

The Crown, It Doth Bind

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

The Princess of Negativity is relinquishing her title. Legal requirements include: shutting my yawp, undergoing an attitude renovation, and ceasing to refer to myself in the third person. My brain rebels against such blatant manipulation, but my teeth are pleading with me to preserve the remaining nubbins of enamel in my clenched jaw.

Phase One: Shutting [...]

Tango Con Mediocridad

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

The Shame is Debilitating. The Cookies Were Delicious.

Friday, August 25th, 2006

“Run Screaming” Says The New York Times

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Moose, Patron Saint of Cookies

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

I Have a Box

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

More Cookie Porn

Monday, August 21st, 2006

Any More of this Nonsense and I’ll Need an IV

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

Soon = Whenever My Lazy Tail Gets Off the Couch

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

Why I Have Doritos Crumbs in My Belly Button

Monday, August 14th, 2006