I’m All Perky
Posted by Moose on July 7th, 2006. Filed under: Adventures.Because I’m leaving for New York in four and a half hours. I’ve been trying to fit Meeka in my suitcase, but gave it up as a bad job when her fuzzy limbs inexplicably expanded and she started gnawing on the zipper. As a consolation prize, she got bacon drippings poured over her morning doggy cereal.
I have many stories to share – Schnozz’s visit, my performance of maneuvers more suited to 16-year-old cheerleaders than a geriatric of 27, the fact that I will be turning 28 on Tuesday and the startling lack of celebration planned for such a momentous occasion, and, hey, my vacation in April! Does anyone still care about that? No? Yeah, me either.
New York tales of being accosted by rampaging rhinos and unemployed mimes when I return. If I’m not actually accosted by rampaging rhinos or unemployed mimes, I will make some up.
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