Quips to Get You Laid
Posted by Moose on June 16th, 2006. Filed under: How To.I am awesome. I am getting more awesome everyday. Soon the weight of my awesomeness will shift the axis of the planet’s rotation until we all go the way of the dinosaurs.
Is that a mole on your nose, or just a really big zit?
I have a Castilleja cryptantha. From the genus Scrophulariaceae.
My mom’s not home tonight.
Without me, the planet Zarcon would be dust, sifting aimlessly through the vast atmosphere of our cold, cruel universe.
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