Good News: In Bullet Points
Posted by Moose on June 5th, 2006. Filed under: Random Lists.- The bathroom is clean. I feel much more at peace with my world. The antiseptic whiteness is totally worth the three hours I spent driving up Windex stock.
- The dog is no longer quivering in a corner. She is now happily peeing in her own backyard and doing unspeakable things with kitty turds. Like eating them. There, I said it.
- I am very much looking forward to cooking in the new kitchen. The vast expanse of virgin counter begs for my inept pastry efforts, cherry cabinets yearn to provide me with dishes to break, marble tile waits to trip me and send my nose on a collision course with the refrigerator.
- There is now room for a desk. A desk which will solve all my work problems and set me back no more than $50.
- My life promises to be less crazed; therefore I will be less crazy. If this is not how things work, don’t tell me. Just quietly send a bottle of St. John’s Wort and a very large cookie.
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