Archive for June, 2006

I’m Not Sure if This is Irony, But it Feels Very Much Like it

Friday, June 30th, 2006

It’s easy to mock Alanis Morissette for declaring that access to 10,000 spoons is ironic when all you really need is a knife. Whenever I’m tempted, I realize that – like Winona Rider in Reality Bites – I was an English major, went to a fancy college, and still couldn’t define irony if there was [...]

Tastes Better Too

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

In the Name of Journalism

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

I Have the Financial Savvy of a 7-Year Old

Monday, June 26th, 2006

Frequently Asked Questions

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

Why I Don’t Answer My Phone, Ever

Saturday, June 24th, 2006

Return of the Cookie Contest

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

Because 87 Straight Days of Cheerios is Code for Rut

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

The Tylenol, It Does Nothing

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

One of You Clowns is Going to Answer “Eating Cheetos”

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006