I Am Not Cold. I Am Stupid.
Posted by Moose on May 15th, 2006. Filed under: Meat Suit.“Aren’t you cold?”
“No. I’m not cold. Despite the frosty winds whipping through the misleading sunshine, I am not shivering in a tank top and skirt. I am performing a highly subtle form of ethnic dance that makes it look like I am quivering with chill when I am merely exercising my insanely developed muscular control, the likes of which you could not possibly understand. So buzz off.”
What I really did was just smile at him in a harried manner while booking it toward the nearest Old Navy for a sweatshirt.
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