Far More Telling than Astrology
Posted by Moose on May 12th, 2006. Filed under: I Live to Eat.Sign that I Have Taken Leave of My Senses
I brought prunes to work the other day. Who snacks on prunes before the age of 72? I don’t know. Why do we even have prunes? I DON’T KNOW! Furthermore, what demonic force inspired me to bring such sticky withered snacks? I suspect it was the oven. That thing hates me.
Sign that I am Distracted
I drank half a glass of milk before realizing that it had expired.
Sign that I Still Have Good Taste No Matter What Anyone Says About Me
Memento Mori, by David Sedaris
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